So I had this electric powered vehicle that I could go back in time with and it could go reeeeeally fast too. While I would drive I could change what I saw to be like a map and my view would go 3rd person and zoom above me. well I drove to my house and a friend (I don't know who he was) and I were trying to decide what to eat. For some reason, I poured a bowl of cereal and he wanted some but I ran out of milk so he wanted me to go get some more.
We were driving around and for some reason i couldn't see well and I almost smashed into the back of another car but luckily it turned. My friend was talking crab about my bad driving and then we flew off a cliff cuz he distracted me but it turned out that when I landed it worked out for the best cuz somehow it was the same road but just a one way street.
So we have to drive really far for this milk but when we are going I see this really long road that you turn right on and go down a really long road and I knew I had been on the road before. It was similar to going down back roads to Osan for some strange reason. Well almost all the way down there and people were in the way so I was hitting my horn which sounded like a bird and when we got out the strangeness happened.
We were walking down the road carrying my car because it somehow shrinks to the size of a large pumpkin. As we were walking these giant ostrich things came by and grabbed my car and destroyed it because the horn sounded like birds, or so they said, and that pissed em off. I just didn't wanna be attacked. Haha.
So we were walking down the street and this guy did something and my friend (who somehow changed sexes and was now a woman) was really angry about it and I said maybe he was sick and she strongly disagreed. So I proceeded to back up the weird guy and go into this house. I walked around the corner and saw him there by the back door and over in the corner there was some other guy laying behind a crib.
I proceeded to walk over to the strange man, who was hunched over, and I put my hand on his shoulder and asked if he was okay. He looked up at me and what I saw terrified me. He was so pale that it was almost a grey color and eyes that were so bloodshot they were pink where there should be white and red veins. He had fluid coming from his eyes, nose and mouth. He then tryed to come at me so I pushed him away and attempted to run away. He then bit onto my back where my spine is. I tried to push away with no luck and was eventually picked up off the ground by the zombie-like man as his grip on me with his mouth slowly grew harder and harder. My friend then saw me and screamed in horror as he eventually bit so hard he broke my spine and I fell limp.
I then woke up.
WHAT THE HELL!? THAT DREAM WAS SO MESSED!
Oh yeah, yesterday I only did my hourly 20 push-up/sit-up, we didn't leave the facility until late so instead of today being our rest day, we will do yesterdays workout today.
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